Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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