so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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