wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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