We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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