And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
