you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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