I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She bit a glass in half.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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