No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
