ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
operation have a gay friend backfired
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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