Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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