Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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