There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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