Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Hippo gnu deer
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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