Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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