butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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