i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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