This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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