wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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