Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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