wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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