Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
