Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I can't put those talents on a resume
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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