It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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