I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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