Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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