O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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