I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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