Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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