i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It's rum buckets o'clock
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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