6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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