Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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