The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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