apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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