I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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