I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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