I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
meet me or not, i'm out of control
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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