I'm eating all of the evidence.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Will exercising make me less horny?
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