With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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