I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
