You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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