fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
