omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I currently don't understand fingers.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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