I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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