STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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