Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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