He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize