I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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