dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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