Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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