you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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