he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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