If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He felt like a one man threesome
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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