I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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