But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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