i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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