Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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