It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
That accounts for only three of the penises
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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