would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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